This is my build slot after being AFK for literally 3 minutes.
Who in the Grow a Garden development team looked at Silver Fertilizer and thought "Wow, this gear is so good, we should let other players be able to make your Garden ugly, and have a chance for it to be permanent!"
I am seriously wishing for whoever decided this in the development team to be put in the same area of hell as the guy who added letters to math.